4/5/2023 0 Comments Naruto the great snake escapeTsunade: "Come on Minato! Roll the dice, roll the dice!" WHAT THE HELL?! How am I betrothed to Hinata?!"įlashback, several years ago at the Hyuuga Estate Naruto: Opens the scroll, his eyes widen ". Naruto: "Wait, I'm betrothed?! To who?! When?!" Glares "You know something about this, don't you?!" Basically it's to arrange marriages between people before they're old enough." Oh hey! I've got that thing! Somewhere else! That I need to-!" This scroll's got some fancy seals on it. Tsunade: "Well, you're strong enough now you can defend yourself from anyone who might be after you for them. Naruto: "Oh man! Thanks Granny Tsunade! Stuff from my parents?!" Shortly after the conclusion of the Fourth Ninja War. I will be the superior nii-san, just you wait." Naruto: Sits down at the table, slowly, his smile stiff with terror "S-Sure thing Sasuke. Sasuke: Now all smiles, wearing a "Kiss the Fan" apron "Good morning, Naruto-otouto! Just sit tight! Big Brother is making you breakfast!" Sasuke: " WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO CALL ME?!" Naruto blinks, and stares at the furious Sasuke. Two Kunai fly past his face and embed themselves in the wall behind him. Naruto: yawns as he comes downstairs to the kitchen "Hey. Sakura: *Is close to tears at the hot blooded brotherliness* Sasuke: Is trying to be strong, but the fervent need is in his eyes. Sakura: "Wow! So, you are an Uchiha, Naruto!" However, more than likely your great-grandmother Mito was the product of an Uchiha and an Uzumaki. But I believe I can help in this instance." Sarutobi: "Well, er, the Uzumaki family tree is kept secret to protect Naruto-" Naruto: "Seriously?! That's so cool! I have a bloodline limit!" Thanks a lot."Īfter the Wave Mission, Naruto is revealed to have. It is at this point Sakura faints away dead. Naruto: "GREAT GOING SASUKE! I ALWAYS HOPED YOU AND NEE-CHAN WOULD GET TOGETHER!" Sasuke: "I'll use my clan money to establish Ichiraku franchises across the continent." I'll be in your care, Uchiha-san." She bows. Sakura has been finding God during this entire conversation.Īyame: ". Chakra will allow you to remain hot and fertile into old age. I mean, this is so sudden! And to be honest, I'll be a Christmas cake when you're grown!" "Ayame-san, will you go out with me and also consider becoming my wife and mother of the new Uchiha Clan?"Īyame: "Ah. Sasuke: "I like women." He looks up at Ayame. ![]() ![]() Sakura gapes in horror and yaoi lust, while Naruto gapes in normal horror and Kakashi sits back. Sasuke: "Sakura, I'm going to be completely honest. Sakura: "So, Sasuke, want to go out with me?" Team 7 is at Ichiraku's, enjoying their meals. Sense went out the window a long time ago and I feel the need to write crack fiction shorts again.Īfter all, the adventures of an orange wearing ninja should be fun! So let's have some fun. This of course is a short twist on the infamous "Naruto is Banished" trope.Īs for why in the hell I'm doing this? I don't know, it's 2021. ![]() This is less about doing parodies of bad tropes (because those are a dime a dozen) and just doing wacky twists on them. Naruto: "You were too drunk to remember my complaints!" Tsunade: "You didn't complain the last five times!" ![]() I'm going to have to carry you home again, Granny!" Tsunade: "If you'll come with me while I gamble." Tsunade: chuckles "Imagine if it was eleven! Now let's go get some ramen." Naruto: laughs "Woah, that was a little scary, Granny! Ten whole seconds!" And now you're accepted back into the village. Naruto: "Okay!" Steps outside the gates, takes about five steps Tsunade: "Naruto, I'm afraid the Council has spoken. After the Sasuke Retrieval Mission's failure.
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